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What kind of pants do Bavarian firefighters wear?

Waterhosen

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1. Yo mama so fat, you can punch that bitch in the stomach and she throws up magma

2. What would you choose? Money or wisdom?

Teacher: What would you choose? Money or wisdom? Little Johnny: Money! Teacher: You're mistaken, my boy... I would choose wisdom instead. Little Johnny: Well, everyone's short of something...

3. Yo mama so Fat she take up more space than CaseOh

Like Rs why she not on tv at this point

4. Yo mama so dumb she used a dictonary to look up the word dictonary

5. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems

6. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

10. Your mama so dumb I asked her what the capital of New York was she said N.Y.C.

See it’s funny because the capital of New York is Albany so not only does she think it was New York City? She thought I meant the capital letters of New York City.,, get it get it?

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